Meat

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.

~Garrison Keillor



It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat.

~Robert Fuoss

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.

~Confucius



We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

~Alfred E. Newman